- Account Executive: “The client specifically asked that 12 people change the light bulb. Oh, and I promised them it would be changed by 3pm this afternoon. Is that going to be a problem? Oh, also, I told them that the new bulb would play music.”
- Creative: “The agency across town doesn’t force their creatives to change light bulbs. And I could be making TWICE AS MUCH there.”
- Project Manager: “I know you’re really busy changing ten other light bulbs right now, but if you could squeeze in these five more, it’d really help me out.”
- Assistant Account Executive: “I really have no experience with light bulbs, but I can definitely say that it will take 50 people to change one.”
- Interactive: “We could make a Facebook app that searches Foursquare for users near the light bulb and then sends Twitter updates to the light bulb’s fans to let them know that it needs to be changed! Crowdsourcing!”
- Account Planner: “Let’s all get together this afternoon and brainstorm at least five cutting edge light bulb changing solutions. Then we’ll allocate resources accordingly, after focus group testing, of course.”
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Um….?
This is my narcissistic post of the day. My name is Jenny, not Jennifer. Just Jenny. Will you write a song about me?
I only own 4 movies. Here they are. Just being totally honest here.
“Asobiba” 遊び場 playground
oil and graphite on wood 16”x18”
“Hajimari”@Jonathan Levine Gallery in NY
2009
